no seriously. he does. just put some zayn in the mix and *poof* you have extra sexiness.
intsead of “instant coffee, just add water” it’s “instant sexier sexy, just add zayn!”
he even makes himself look sexier like wtf
and last but not least, jesus
If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
what would the other 10% be
me eating all your food